I wish I could play ark so I tame one

To th3 person who asked why there were bad words on dododex.

I wholeheartedly agree, I've been playing it since I turned ten, I aced the bosses.

Dearly signed,

Lemon/Lemonlover2000(the numbers are`nt my age, FYI)

To the person who said why are there bad words in Dododex, first of all, ark is ages 12+ so if a kid were on dododex it’d probably be for ark, in that case they’re probably old enough to hear and say bad words. Second of all, if they aren’t old enough, they shouldn’t be playing the game in the first place. Third of all, your comment sounds like something a kid would say. ;D

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Very sad story. So, I woke up, and tamed a dodo, named it day 1 dodo. He was max lv and I loves him with all my heart. Anyway, I reached lv 20, and I thought I should go to the herbivore island. We ran into a whale and it nocked my turtle off. Rip, turtle. Anyway, we escaped the whale, evrybody else still intact. Then, an alpha whale showed up. Then, the mesage all ark players dread. (Your day 1 dodo (dodo) was killed bye a level 1 alpha Whale!) he was knocked of and died. R.I.P. dodo, you will be missed forever 😭

Rexes suck

Dodos are cute

Raptors tear you apart

Baryonx are water raptors

:P

The survivor - chapter 1

He woke up on a deserted island, alone, cold and only in underwear. He noticed an itch in his wrist and brought it up to his face. In horror, he tried to itch and rip it out, but it didn’t do anything. The survivor looked around, and saw prehistoric creatures all around him. Dodos, trikes and brontos all around him he started to pick up rocks around him, and tried to bash them onto the prism, implanted into his wrist, but the rock just dissapeared. He tapped it and the rock appeared into his hand again. He was starting to feel hungry, so he picked some berries of the bushes and ate red ones, but he was still hungry. Realising that berries weren’t going to help, he stared hungrily at a dodo. He walked up to it and with the rock he caved it it’s skull. The other dodos fled as he skinned it and gutted it. With his hands bloodied, he went to gather resources to make a campfire.

Next chapter will be on the stories section of the dilo

So I’ve spent the better part of 5 days trying to get a diomorph mutation(Bc pretty colors right) and this evil bird pooped one out on my first egg(breeding them for attack dodos obviously). so I guess the moral of the story is that the dodo will always find a way to kill your hopes and dreams.

If you too have trouble with these then don’t do arrow wink

you have trouble figuring out how to breed a dodo or git a dodo egg or how to hatch one

All alone and wondering the beaches of the ark. Not scared as he unaware of the dangers this island has to offer. The majestic dodo, so beautiful and wonderful. Little berry munching flightless bird with so much to explore.

However, my reapers hungery and theres not much around.

Bye Bye dodo.

It’s a plant eater DONT FEED IT MEAT OR IT WILL DIE fun fact btw really easy tame just punch it till knocked out then berries in inventory:or eggs if it won’t die I never tried it:then wait congratulations you tamed a dodo you get a trophy for being ten best NOOB in the entire wolrd lol noobs are so yummy

If you see this the people who are saying these are danger ten6 aren’t they are just dum chickens who went extinct 1000000000 years ago and only sometimes they peck but only one: time plz up this is true Te; people that this 8 danger they are lying up if true down if not true

The first time I played ark I had a dodo army but they all died to a turtle R.I.P

Hi it Riley and good luck new world 🌎

One time me and my tribe mates tamed a Quetz. That's when we found a strategy that made us unstoppable. U get about 30 dodos strap c4 to them and let them rain onto someone's base from the quetz platform saddle

Lol i keep seeing all these people saying that if you get a dodo big enough you can ride them..... welp guess what my level 100 survivor who has like 10 wyverns is gonna be doing🤣🤣🤣

I think i play ark too much....NAAAAAAAH

Every time I try to ko a dodo for fun I end up killing it 😜😜

(The Lord of ark part2) on his way to herbivore island where his long time friend is on the way 2 gigas tried to kill him but a unintentional friend name enemy ac 130 came outta no where and killed one of the gigas then the lord of ark killed the other after killing the gigas the had a chat enemy ac 130:HI ITS BEEN SO LONG the lord of ark:130 I saw you literally 2 days ago enemy ac 130:I know that was like 48 hours ago so very long the lord of ark: hey do you think you could fly me to herbivore island I need to get some one from there enemy ac 130: sure I can I was actually going there i here there fish is extra tasty 😋 later... as they flew across the water they almost got eaten by a mosasaur jumping out of the water the lord of ark: wow that was close enemy ac 130:do you wanna get there faster the lord of ark:do I ever 130 go as fast as you can we got to get there as fast as possible be

Enemy ac 130:ok let’s go! The lord of ark: WAIT I FORGOT WE HAVE TO GO TO CARNIVORE ISLAND CRAP 🤦‍♂️ enemy ac 130:why do we have to go to carnivore island I thought you hated carnivores the lord of ark:I do hate carnivores but He’s a my brother/BFF/cousin carnivore he’s the only carnivore I can trust because he hatched in my nest when I hatched he hatched in it to enemy ac 130:ok what carnivore is he and what’s he name? The lord of ark: he’s a megalania named dragon and he’s the only carnivore I trust so let’s get there quickly.. TBC

Sorry to the guy who said this are terrifying but my dodo died by a raptor I tried killing it but instead I got a friend of mine diplie he is the dodos spirit

To the guy who has 30 said to the guy with seven I have 92 TRY ME I DARE U