What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
the age old question who would win 1 dodo sized giga or 10 giga sized dodos
I take 1000 to kill a titanosaur
Do not go nere these gyes they will reck you so hard most deadlyist that ever lived
I was play my pet Doda was following me and I got in a Fight with a trik and my Dodo(max lvl) killed it whith 100 np at the end
Get a dodo, tame it, pump melee and health, name it survivor, put in wander and aggressive, see how long it lasts in the wild
I was taming some of these one of them attacked me which was really scary I thought I would have died, good thing it used a small amount of it’s power
Dodos are very good at fighting.Once I tryed to tame a dodo I killed me and broke my base
Get a rare flower and eat it next to like 100 dodos they will instant tame and you will get a new skin
(i mean you will die so you will actually get a 'new skin')
Just don’t go on this page. It’s literally just saying that dodos can one shot a giga...
Step 1:knock out dodo
Step 2:level up dodo to 99999999 w god console
Step 3: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Once I got a level 1000000000000000000 dodo and killed the final boss. I was like Godzilla
If you have a huge dodo like 5.0+ call it a DODO REX
I’m walking and see a bunch of Dodo’s on the other side of a rock. Then one turns to face me and I look away and there’s more and they attack me and kill me. Wait no maybe that was Raptors. Anyone got any ideas what these are for?
I will tame 1000000 dodos and that’s true and I come up with 1000090 poops to clean. God help me
Sup boiiii suck a lemon little boi
If you see this bola everything and run
This thing is more powerful that a gig
Dodo ex: 10% chance for twins, 2% chance for triplets
Me: *every fricking time I hatch a dodo egg I get twins
Also me: “Wow, it’s either dodo ex lied or I am very lucky.
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Xdd
If you press taming and knockout the dodo bird is treated like a god...