What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
My dodo was fighting a rex and I got a message that my dodo killed it
THE ALL MIGHTY DODO THROW IT WITH BOMBS IN A BASE
Every time you kill one of these things, you insult the dodorex who will kill you if you insult it too much! So don't kill dodos!
Once a long time ago I had a dodo named Joe Biden- his mate was another dodo named Obama- my T. rex named trump ate both of them.
You won’t believe how hard it is to make dodo kibble without making a dodo pissed.
For those who are reading this
L1+r1+square+triangle equals admin(same for Xbox but sorry steam don’t know the code)
Named my dodo little $#!@ so when I pick him up I can say “come on little (no no word)
Just have your two mane dodos and tame a bunch an let them wander and soon you’ll see all your bird children running around meeting them everyday.
my level 76 dodo absolutely trashed a lvl 100 dilophosaur lmfao
Back in my first days of ark I tamed a dodo, and later I was low on food so I fed him narcoberry’s. Result: Coffin dance music
Look in other sections if you have not figured out what I mean.
A human being without a brain 🧠 is the only person to tame a dodo with dodo kibble
Currently they are the most likely species to commit several war crimes and now wanted on every country
Walk up to le dodo and smack wit all ye got >Make sure it’s not a dodo rex< And slap it wit berries then once you tamed it let it die of regection and then take all of its meat and slap its meat in another dodos face
I used admin commands to change the colour of one to make it look like the DodoRex.
I tamed an army of these and called them the expendables
This thing is a avengers level threat to even pro players
My only friend is a dodo.
His name is Food.
Equip your dodo with weapons and you can sit in a beach chair sipping beer while you watch your dodos battle rexy boi’s
I can't belive there is people serch how to tame a dodo😐😐
Can we make an ARK show where players have a dodo fight every dino (dilo, moschops, lystro, etc.) with increasing difficulty please?