Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to tame one: you will need 30 s+ tranq turrets all equipped with as much as ammo as possible and lure the dodo in a tek trap cuz they will break metal once you have lured it in help the tranq turrets so it becomes unconscious and when it goes unconscious you gotta be super quick to put and feed the narcotics cuz his torpor drains down in a millisecond he will only eat exceptional kibble which only adds 0.1% at the taming bar and you’ll need 1000 narcotics per hour for a level 1 and 250000 narcotics per hour for a lvl250 if you manage to do all steps said before congrats enjoy your dodo (fear the dodo)
Bruh worst dino to tame its so good in the wild it outruns everything and one shots everything plus it has infinite hp it can even hit flying creatures and cannot be picked up because it instantly kills the mount but when tamed it gets 1 hp and instead of dealing damage to enemys he heals them and it gets a roar when tamed that will spawn 25 gigas in your base
So I had some dodos named pinky bob and pongo and I had made a taming pin next to my base which was a really bad idea anyways I used my wyvern to put a raptor in the pin. As I was bringing the raptor in th pin it didn’t go in so it went after my dodo my dodos were trying to fight it but they didn’t win. And my wyvern didn’t try to kill it for some reason. Btw the raptor was a level 160. But bob was on the boat and so pongo and pinky died. Somehow bob survived then he passed out. Rip his wife and son.
*ark mobile Dodo size breeding: day one)
Me, “Aargh, can’t find any stupid dodos! My island is normally loaded with them!!” *searches archipelago until finding two, a male and female.
Me: “Finally!”
*I breed the dodos continuously, but soon I need MORE*
Me: “Ughhhhh!! The island’s even eMpTiEr of dodos than before!! What. The. Heck.”
*finds a million beavers, lystros, and mochops but only finds three dodos.*
Me: “Okay, let’s breed you guys up!”
*breeds successfully a size 1.39 named KFC and more*
Me: “Better keep breeding, but I need a dodo large enough to breed with KFC”
*Absolutley fails*
Me: “SIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH”
*few days later, I’ve been thriving (sort of) in my dodo breeding buisness. I step outside my metal mansion with my pet Thera*
Me: “Oh bronto scat...”
*I see the island absolutely LOADED with dodos, it even slightly lags*
Me: “Welp, Wolverine” *I address my thera*
Me: “This is a life lesson. Dodos only show up when you don’t need them.”