I swear if I see this I'll be mad but tame a bunch off Dodos and put all the points into movement speed and have them set to aggressive and walk around the map you'll problem make a bunch of people laughing if they don't get attacked and the people that do get attacked they will be screaming and laughing qt the same time saying "I just got killed by a gang of dodos"

*ark mobile Dodo size breeding: day one)

Me, “Aargh, can’t find any stupid dodos! My island is normally loaded with them!!” *searches archipelago until finding two, a male and female.

Me: “Finally!”

*I breed the dodos continuously, but soon I need MORE*

Me: “Ughhhhh!! The island’s even eMpTiEr of dodos than before!! What. The. Heck.”

*finds a million beavers, lystros, and mochops but only finds three dodos.*

Me: “Okay, let’s breed you guys up!”

*breeds successfully a size 1.39 named KFC and more*

Me: “Better keep breeding, but I need a dodo large enough to breed with KFC”

*Absolutley fails*

Me: “SIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH”

*few days later, I’ve been thriving (sort of) in my dodo breeding buisness. I step outside my metal mansion with my pet Thera*

Me: “Oh bronto scat...”

*I see the island absolutely LOADED with dodos, it even slightly lags*

Me: “Welp, Wolverine” *I address my thera*

Me: “This is a life lesson. Dodos only show up when you don’t need them.”

Trying to breed dodos is a pain. The males like to evacuate before the ejaculate. Their pros.

Mess with this unit and you will end up in hospital IRL

Everyday I pray that I won’t encounter this beast only way to tame this animal is by using cheats if you see one on a official server I hope you enjoyed your stay there

Bowel down to the holy saviour the dodo god

Put your hand in the air and throw like a football there u got football

I thought they were weak until two saved me from a dilo don’t laugh I was giving him mercy and he did not take it for granted. PRAY TO THE DODO GOD

Dodos are the kids of the dodo Rex once you’ve looked in the eyes of the dodo ..............

Dodo oh dodo, I love you...

*You kill your dodo*

I love you so much that I led you to a safe place

*Drags the body to the tamed spino*

Have a nice time in the after life of my Spinosaurs belly!

Dodos rule. If you don't agree then I have my sniper aimed at your head.

So I spawned a lvl 1500000 dodo…

It killed the brood mother and lived without loosing a point of health. LONG LIVE THE MEGA DODO!!!

History: dodos went extinct from habitat and many people over hunting .

The real reason: Pro hunt obsolescence

Up if you keep the first dodo/Dino you ever tamed in ark close to you heart and out of danger down if you killed it for meat

One time when I was still a noob a dodo came to me and I punched it and when it knocked out I thought it was dead but I learned to tame so next time I knock out a dinosaur or animal I will feed it it’s type of food if this gets a thumbs up I will risk to tame a alpha raptor

Dodos are doodoo and that’s all

CUTE LITTLE THINGS :D

they are the best proyectiles for attacking you grab it and ready,there is your missile dodo

If you hit it run after it if you whant

I wish they could let you have dodo nuggets

When it says 94% chance death for dodo it’s means the pachy not the dodo… these thing are rabid viscous beasts