Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
If u encounter this bloodthirsty monster in the wild make sure to close the game otherwise ur dead even with an army of max mutated gigas and 4 ice titans it still will be extremely difficult to defeat as it does more damage then a sauropod smarter than the king titan and faster than a high health reptile with a higher stat then a carcha it is extremely dangerous and lethal so beware
Ok to tame it you need a rocket launcher and some bear traps…these things have seriously high torpor and they deal one-shot damage…bring a few rexes for backup just in case the plan fails, once its down you have to feed it 2000 of all types of berrie and if you want to come outta this alive bring a few thousand narcotics. And that was how to tame a dodo!
I got a new server and my friends logs on but he spawns next to one of these beasts… Let’s just say it did not go well. He punched it and it killed him and it went on to kill everything in the server and deleted it….. Never get within 100 feet of a dodo they will eat you immediately you can’t kill them….
This is to the tune of I Walk the Line by Halsey
🎶 I keep my hand down
🎶 cause I’m watin’ all the time…
🎶 I sit behind, this, Bronto all the time.
🎶 and I’m not fine,
🎶Cause I hate my line.
🎶I find it very very easy to get hungry looks,
🎶 I find myself, so short, when each day comes along
🎶Yes I will admit that I’m a fool for food,
🎶because I’m declined, and I hate my line.
🎶because I’m declined, and I hate my line.
Tina originals 🤞 I hope you like it guys!
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