Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
The main ark idol is the most dangerous thing in the game with a physical attack of 500 and 50000 hp points if you see this creature never defeat it or else ur gonna get the most painful death in the entire game first they’re gonna eat ur skin and demolish your bones until they use them for fertilizer for there eggs even a giga won’t wanna mess with it if you see it lust run and don’t look back.
My friend named his Dodo
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Welcome everyone to the annual Dodo Races! Now you may be wondering, what makes a Dodo race special? Well that's because if you don't enjoy it we stick Dodo the Carcadontasaurus on you! Anyways, these Dodos have been training and leveling up their speed for months, and now we have completed the first race!
First place is.... PANCAKE
In Second..... Gignatasaurus!
And coming in third we have Mr. Flamingo!
Lets hope the other contests do better next time!
Next post will be on 6/29/26
The true final boss of the island. 500 million hp on his first phase, he gets a customized soundtrack, too. You need atleast a full server of high level extremely experienced players to do the very complicated multi-step process of summoning it. Once you finally kill it in 40 hours or so, the second phase begins, having 10 trillion health. This phase is the phase where you run from the now collapsing island, because it was so strong it breaks fabric of reality. If you manage to do all that, you will earn yourself the award of starting ARK.