Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
You search the bushes,
Your friend shushes.
You stop searching,
But it’s already watching.
You and your friend hide,
And much time has passed by.
Your friend runs, hoping he survives.
But as you watch, he slowly dies.
You scream in horror, but do it quietly.
But it’s to late, it stalks silently.
And then you see something,
Something that that’s cunning.
And something emerges,
On your arm it cutely perches.
But then you look at your arm,
And see all the harm.
Then your realize, it’s what killed your friend.
But it’s to late, it drags you to its den.
So funny story I was playing ark I got a pet dodo then out of nowhere a alpha raptor killed me when I got back I Saw no alpha raptor but I saw my dodo alive and at full health and then I realized when I tamed it it was red so now I know why it’s red, I decided to name my dodo Warrior