Wen it’s yer first day in the ark you see a small bird but there’s a sarco…
Wen it’s yer first day in the ark you see a small bird but there’s a sarco next to it so you run for yer life little do you no the dodo Slaterd the sarco later that nite in yer small thatch house sleeping in yer bed wen from the other side of the wall you here a cluck cluck you go outside to look at what it was and then you see the dodo staring at you and wen you turn around to go back inside you wer never seen again
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...