Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

*ark mobile Dodo size breeding: day one)
Me, “Aargh, can’t find any stupid dodos! My island is normally loaded with them!!” *searches archipelago until finding two, a male and female.
Me: “Finally!”
*I breed the dodos continuously, but soon I need MORE*
Me: “Ughhhhh!! The island’s even eMpTiEr of dodos than before!! What. The. Heck.”
*finds a million beavers, lystros, and mochops but only finds three dodos.*
Me: “Okay, let’s breed you guys up!”
*breeds successfully a size 1.39 named KFC and more*
Me: “Better keep breeding, but I need a dodo large enough to breed with KFC”
*Absolutley fails*
Me: “SIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH”
*few days later, I’ve been thriving (sort of) in my dodo breeding buisness. I step outside my metal mansion with my pet Thera*
Me: “Oh bronto scat...”
*I see the island absolutely LOADED with dodos, it even slightly lags*
Me: “Welp, Wolverine” *I address my thera*
Me: “This is a life lesson. Dodos only show up when you don’t need them.”
More Dodo Funny Tips
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...