Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Be wary of these devil's, earlier today I ko'd a 150 giga. And out of nowhere…

Be wary of these devil's, earlier today I ko'd a 150 giga. And out of nowhere while I was just siting there making sure the gigs didn't wake up a beach noob came up to the giga with a dodo in his arms and set attack target, before I knew it I was staring at a giga with ruined taming effectiveness and wasted my kibble, I got kicked from the tribe. I write this as I'm sitting in my room tying a noose while singing Evolve. Dodos man....dodos
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...