Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
If you have ever ascended on the ark, then you know that you will be gifted…

If you have ever ascended on the ark, then you know that you will be gifted with the holy dodo. This is the most powerful creature known to man. It will give you fertilised eggs from every creature and will gather an extortionate ammount of recourses from other tribes. One like equals one dodo to rule the ark
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...