
OK I’ve lost it. These people are killing me with the weird people in costumes I mean I don’t know woman that’s just crazy but believe me I’ve seen weirder but people in Dino costumes on Dododex is it just weird they’re messing with us totally messing with us. these people are trying to probably mess with the new players of ARK Because they’re gonna think they can find the exact same looking 🦤!
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...