Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I was in creative mode, yet it still tracked me from crystal isles to Genesis…

I was in creative mode, yet it still tracked me from crystal isles to Genesis, unleashed its godly rage, tore my soul from my chest and fed my body to its minions while humans in DodoRex masks carrying assault rifles shot at me and bowed down to it.
Did I mention I was in creative mode?
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...