So anyway, this human who legit spawned right in front of me, looked at me and smacked me in the beak. I didn’t take kindly to that, so I pecked at him. He kept punching me amd I was beginning to feel dizzy. So I did the only thing I could think of... swim away from him. That’s right, I jumped into the ocean and drowned. I’m a ghost now, but I just laugh at him trying to tame others of my kind. He is so TRASH

-Richard the Dod Ghost