I had a dodo once, his name was Dave. He saved me countless times against sarcos because for some reason the sarcos just circle around him without hitting him. But one day when I went to sleep, when I woke up he was gone, and I didn't get a message he died. You will be missed.
Noob: I tamed it! Hey mr pro can you tame a dodo also?
Pro: yes why
Noob: I wanna see you tame it
Pro: ok -pro punches a dodo- oh flip it’s a lvl 1 dodo
(Pro dies one shotted by dodo lvl 1)
Noob: haha watch me tame the dodo you got one shotted by
(Noob tames dodo)
Pro: whaaaaaat! How you tame such a weak creature that can one shot a pro
Noob: easy just punch it
Pro: can I try again
-pro dies to another dodo-
Pro: I HATE DODOS
Noob: I’m the new alpha! With my dodo army we will be unstoppable but first let me see if another pro can tame a dodo
The other pro: I can tame dodos there ez ez ez ez ez ez
-the other pro dies to dodo lvl 1-
Other pro: flip
Other pro: let me try again
-other pro was killed by dodo lvl 1-
Other pro: one last try -pro takes out rifle instead- die you dum dodos!
Other pro was killed by a lvl 1 dodo
Other pro: I will kill that dodo but first let me get on the cliff to kill him
Dodo: that won’t stop me from getting you! Dodo tribe call the Air Force
Argentavis: Air Force coming on the way
Noob: hahahahaha you dum pro you made them mad
Other pro: what’s ganna happen to me
Pro from earlier: some thing bad
Pro 2 aka the other pro: like what
Pro 1: your ganna die
Argentavis: attack! -1000 Argys attack pro 2-
Pro 2: flip
Pro 2 has been killed by a argentavis air force member
Pro 1: I’ll kill those args for you
Argentavis: we need back up send in the military
Terror bird: on our way
Argentavis: come help fight with us dodos
All dodos: ok
Terror bird: we have arrived
Noob: I’ll help y’all fight the pros
All dodos: ok
Pro 1: yo tribe mates get over here
Pro 2: my tribe get over here infact the whole server get over here
Terror bird: I think we might need to bring in the marines
Dodo: ok call the marines
terror bird: we need back up send in the marines
Peligornis: on our way
Pro 1 and 2: is every body in the server here
Pro 1: we are at war with the dodos we will attack now! Sharpen your swords and pikes load you guns get on your gigas!
Noob: every dodo lover come help out I’m on the dodos team
All dodo lovers: ok
the peligornases and dodo lovers: we are here
Noob: charge! -dodo military forces charge at the pros-
The field fills with blood the rivers turn red and dead body’s every where
The dodo military was winning and finally the last survivors where about to die and those survivors where pro 1 and 2 then the terror birds started flapping there wings in the air and started gliding and swooped in and killed the pros and the dodo military and dodo lovers won the war the dodo lovers and dodo military are now the alphas make the button facing up green for more of the dodo war made by the boss man and my server is volcano easy mode
I once had a dodo named sea foam. there was a diplo so close to my house that its foot was in it. It was super hard to get out and in again. i had to something. I set sea foam on aggresive and placed her near the diplo. she ran and ran after it. she lowered it down to 1300 health and she went in the water. she got killed by mean fish. me and my other dodos went and attacked the diplo i was racing under it, hitting it with my pickaxe. i killed it in the end, and got a back bone thing frim it. i stored that somewhere safe and think of her always. LONG LIVE SEA FOAM! couldn't have done it without her. i see the backbone and think of her. One like=one prayer for sea foam.
One time I was running through the tropical area in crystal isles with two kapros at my tail. I got cornered up against a rock and I was sure it was my end. And then, right before the kapros jumped onto me, two random dodos ran out from nowhere and got right in front of the kapros. I will never forget the sacrifice those dodos made for me that day. May they Rest In Peace.
my dodo, greg, in crystal isles was my best friend. she was my first tame and i brought her everywhere- she was always protected by my kapro named kaprosun. but one day, i had several death notifications of my dodos dying to a level 11 (i think) sarco. i was devastated, knowing greg was next. but suddenly, i got the notification “greg- lvl 32 dodo, killed lvl 11 sarco”. ever since then, i always pamper greg with all the berries she wants. dodos aren’t as useless as they seem!