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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
once i hade 2 dodos and they killed a sarco... one day i was on the roof of my…

once i hade 2 dodos and they killed a sarco... one day i was on the roof of my base and a sarco spawned in right next to it and i was VERY scared i had only just started the game. i hade tamed 2 dodos lvls 15 and 20 the sarco was lvl 3 but it hade 540 health and it hit me off my roof and my dodos started nibbleing at its toes and then 1min later it was dead R.I.P sarco 2020 oh and DONT MESS WITH MY DODOS AGIAN SARCO! sarco: sees dodos runs away.
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...