
Me starting from the beginning just for fun: *sees dodo*
Brain: beat the everlasting shit out of him
Me: why
Brain: u gotta
Me: for what
Brain: the hide it’s always a problem anyways
Me:I’m not that far in yet
Brain: ok FINE
SHORTLY AFTER
Me: ughhh I don’t have hide
Brain: you know what that means right
Me: yep
Me: TIME MURDER A DODOS FAMILY
MUCH MUCH LATER
Me: out of hide again
Brain: you know what that means right
Me:yep
Me: over the farm
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...