MY DIPLO LITERALLY DIED TO A BUG BECAUSE IT DOES NO DAMAGE WTF

my first story, hope you enjoy! This was inspired by a guy who writes, I forgot his name. Anyways, enjoy!: ‘:The red woods’: Chapter 1, page 1:” MickeyMouse29 walked throughout the coast, searching for shelter. When he came across a diplodocus. {thoughts}:”wow, it’s so massive” he said to himself, as the diplodocus Y E E T E D raptors off the hill side. The diplodocus would turn it’s long, noodle like head towards MickeyMouse29. It’d stare at him dead in it’s eyes, teeth hanging out like a hungry wolf. But then, it turned around and walked away. For a moment there, MickeyMouse29’s heart stopped beating for a second. As fear struck him deep in the heart, then he hears a noise. A loud, ear piercing noise. He see’s the diplodocus, screaming in pain after getting bit by a tyrannosaurus. The tyrannosaurus rex would keep biting and tackling the diplodocus. Finally, the rex knocked it off balance and it fell tumbling down the hill. Hitting every rock and tree, the diplodocus screams in pain again. The rex would turn it’s head and start chasing MickeyMouse29. MickeyMouse29 starts running his short, stubby legs. Following the diplo down hill, also tumbling from tripping on a rock. As the tyrannosaurus followed them down the hill. MickeyMouse29 reached the bottom first, then the diplodocus hit a massive tree. And flew like a great swan, over MickeyMouse29’s head. Almost crushing him if the tree weren’t there, it was almsot as if time slowed itself. As the diplo flew, it hit a sharp flint river rock down at the river. The tyrannosaurus roared, MickeyMouse29 covered his ears and ran to a nearby tree. Seeking shelter behind it, the rex sniffed the deceased diplodocus. And began feasting, MickeyMouse29 could smell the horrid raw meat. Followed with the disgusting chewing sounds the rex made. After 10 minutes passed, the rex had finished. Leaving only the head behind, it walked away to hibernate after such a big meal. MickeyMouse29 was traumatised that day, and promised to avenge that diplodocus by killing that foul beast. He walked over to a nearby tree, grabbing a hefty but small chunk of stone. He began bashing the tree, getting wood and thatch. He used the wood and the stone he picked up to make a pickaxe, he had finally made his first tool. Then something bit him in the leg, it wasn’t too painful. But wasn’t too weak, he looked over and saw a compy. He saw this as a moment to get his first kill, as he was about to swing his pickaxe. The compy fell to it’s knees, quaking in fear. MickeyMouse29 felt bad, so he had put his arm down. Feeling terrible, he crouched down and pet the compy. The compy hugged MickeyMouse29, feeling he had made a pet. He grabed the compy and put it on his shoulder. The compy made a happy, shrilling sound. And so, their adventure had began. MickeyMouse29 and the compy.. (takes for reading my story! Credits to the guy who makes similar stories. I forgot his name, anyways. I’m gonna add more stories to the dodo section. The rex section is where my announcements is gonna be)

They kill u immediately. Other sauropods (say SO-ruh-pods) don't, but, what is wrong with this guy? One sec you're alive the next:

Ark: U were killed by a diplodocus.

What's wrong?

I hate them one time my raptor was knocked out by titanobaos so me and my stego had to wait and out of nowhere a Diplo killed both of em broke my armour and I did no damage so I had to run 🥲

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He has a long neck and that means big cucuuuummmmber. Which I like how about you

So there was this Sarco and I had just tamed and had like a Level 10 Diplo. I had two Dilos and I just say the Sarco behind me. So I emergency whistle and get my Diplo just to smash the crap out of the massive Level 8 Sarco. My level 3 Diplo ended up killing it, but the Diplo smashed the thing. 10/10 would recommend this

So I had tamed one of these guys and her name was daisy, so my sibling (little brother) played this game an got me killed by a tanaboa (big snake dude) so I brought daisy for backup so I could go get my loot. It worked pretty well. But I also brought my cabomys Abby, and sadly Abby died 😞 (up if R.I.P.). So i got my loot and retreated and daisy was great at protecting me but I saw a egg and just HAD to get it so I did and that thing came after me and I died and when I got back I saw a crock kill daisy right in front of me! (Up for R.I.P.) I got my pickaxe and tried killing it but it killed me instead so now I lost all my loot, and I was hart brocken twice. How can my day get any better, and it’s pretty much all my lil bro’s fault.

If these guys had platform saddles they would be used as giant hunting dinos with ballistas and maybe even catapults with high speed it would be one of the faster creatures with platform saddles imagine one charging towards a big Dino to either tame or kill it with its knock back and no actual melee they may need weapons on a platform saddle of at least some fast dinos for escorts

This creature is worth less all it dose is but things with its head do not tame in less you what to look cool

The first time I played ark I saw one of these and got cocky me and my creatures were brutally murdered I have some killed all I have seen

I find these guys pretty useless that they don’t do damage

Are great at gathering berries and thach but not wood:3

I log off to go pick up my brother and come back to see all my 100k rex hp dead in a river because of this bum Dino that does no damage and only pushbacks. Make them do 1 tick of damage so crap like this doesn’t happen

My tribemates got mine killed while I was offline RIP Pookie :(((

Ok I have so I have many things to say... This dino is T R A S H. I cant say anything about the health is pretty good actually great. but the damage..... AWFUL literally only good to knock you back, saw some people saying it saved them cause of it's knockback. Useless and never taming one of these NEVER.

I hate these punxks they are so trash one got killed by a level 1 dilophosaur lol