Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I HATE these things!!!!!! I just tamed a level 40 allo I named scarlet and this thing comes up out of nowhere and murders scarlet pushes me off a cliff and kills me and when I came back a spino had killed it and the items were gone every time I see one I send my wyverns there to kill it RIP Scarlet
One time,when I was taming an allo, I saw one of these near a bronto( I was on foot with no mount {rip bary}) so I went up to it because that is where I had knocked out the allo but instead of accessing the inventory of the allo I punched the bronto by accident. (Note:I did not notice but the diplo also got aggravated) the bronto yeeted me as the diplo hit me and I went at 480000 kms into orbit, and thats how the actual first man on the moon happend