This long boi ended my hardcore challenge 34 hours in

How to git gud at level 32:

Step 1: get some berries

Step 2: find and tame a diplo

Step 3: acquire saddle

Step 4:BLAST

The group : WE ARE THE MOST ANNOYING CREATURES ON THE ARK

Titanoboa : compy is annoying for starters

Compy : :(

Diplo has joined the chat

Diplo : hello everyo-

Thorny dragon has left the chat

Titanoboa has left the chat

Compy has left the chat

Diplodocus, AKA free XP

Free annoying XP

More words, really?

Every other gigantic creature: I'll break your metal house like it's made of thatch

Dilpo: I still haven't passed school and can't break thatch

DIPLOS CAN PUSH DIPLOS??? Lol. 😂 I’m a bit confused

When your diplo has 457% melee damage...

I just tamed one a week ago and named it school bus on steroids

The legs on the bus go

stomp stomp stomp

Stomp stomp stomp

The legs in the bus go

Stomp stomp stomp

All across the Island

The tail of the bus goes

Swish swish swish

Swish Swish Swish

The tail of the bus goes

Swish swish swish

All across the island

It is big,

It has no attack,

But most important,

It carries many on its back.

starter : wakes up

starter sees diplo

diplo : welcome to welcome to ark survival evolved

Jurassic park theme plays

Real men take these on non-violen tame using amarberry

Me:THIS THING HAS A USE!

fbi: FBI OPEN UP

*screams*

I was taming an argi once and needed prime meat for it, knocked it out and saw a diplo, killed it and it catapulted itself 500ft up the air. First dino on the moon?

Ark should buff the knock back on this to troll.

Bronto: I can destroy walls from thatch to adobe

Titanosaur: destroys every walls

Diplo: can't even destroy the most weakest wall

Funny story I had just trapped a giga in the highlands on ragnarock and then a diplo threw me into the trap getting me and my max level imprinted griffin killed

Why do I have to play to turn into bob soup on scorched just to not be thrown into a rex

Me on a cliff diplo: long live the king me: oh shet

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet