What are some funny jokes or stories about the daeodon? Funny daeodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me, with friend, on hill near enemy tribe base: Looks like the tribe got a new tame
Friend: What is it?
Me: I dunno, never seen anything like it; looks like a big cat or something.
Friend: What, like a Puma?
Me: Yeah man, there you go.
Tame one, slap a saddle on it, give yourself a mowhawk, pull out your axe, and yell “Hawwwg Riiiiiiider!”
They just got a boar oversized it and renamed it…what blasphemy is this!?!
This is a hell pig (looks at how much foods it need)
You don’t have to tell me twice
Where are the flip do you find these things I looked everywhere arctic swamp redwoods all that fun stuff
If someone tames a 150 with cooked fish meat and narco berries, their a god.
No one fucks with the white mage.
Are these those same pigs we saw in the puss in boots movie because im starting to think that’s what it is😂😂
I have a pet pig named paco, so i call these things paco 2.o.
I tamed this bacon when I was lol 20, yea it was a low level but E
“Somebody order a Warthog?” - Wildcard when they released this thing into the game
Hakuna matta,hakuna mattata!
A helpful tip should include a few more words
DUN DUDA DUN DUN DADADADA DUN
IM PEPPA PIG SNOOORT!
This is my little brother gorge. Oink Oink
This is mommy pig SNOOOORT!!
(Part 2 tomarow!)
"however taming it is quite difficult"
Me:haha cryon go splishsplash
Killers in wild if you’re under prepared, eat a lot, the precise definition of a pig, anyways the one I knocked out ate all my food and he is almost out of torpidity
Please tell me I'm not the only one who make a survivor named "Hog rider" get an brick afro cut, and tame one of these
Oi others have got to have food too
Real men fight these with their fists and lvl 1 jerboa
Me: hey ark mobile has daeodons! :D
Ark mobile: <0_<0
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(I lied)
Almost lost a anklo to these guys and a pack of dire wolves and then I got into a crazy fight bc my brontosaurus and almost killed my trike
In conclusion, these things are stupid