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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern queen? Funny crystal wyvern queen jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2025-01-15T05:57:12+00:00

US CONSOLE PLAYERS NEED TO RISE UP SO WE GET UPDATES AND MAPS AT THE SAME TIME, ARE YOU WITH ME?!?!!!!

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2023-07-09T12:34:52+00:00

I have console Console players shall rise aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh give us freedom and independance

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2024-12-07T13:56:12+00:00

Btw auto correct changed "skins" to "alone" IDK why tho

-I's Aquatics

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-12-03T15:16:29+00:00

I've got a great idea, so what if the bosses dropped alone? Let me explain, so the brood mother drops a skin which you can equip to an araneo, the dragon you can equip to a wyvern, the megapothicous would be a monkey or a gigantopithocus the wyvern queen would be a crystal wyvern and so on... If you want, Post on the queen wyvern page on funny section if you find a mod which does this because it's would be very good

-I's Aquatics

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2024-02-28T12:24:25+00:00

In the same person who wrote the the big paragraph for reasons pc players get stuff first also why ark two won’t come out for switch is bc the switch can’t handle the strong graphics I watched yt and saw how strong the graphics were (I watched syntac) also the mods…. I think switch can’t handle mods…..

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-01T00:28:46+00:00

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ok I did the alphabet in funny what next leader I saw your console thingy and did the alphabet

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-20T15:56:12+00:00

Attempt 1. Master craft everything [Failed]

2. Try god mode [Failed]

3. Scream into a pillow because god mode didn’t work [Success]

4. Army of beach bobs [Failed]

5. *tab* {GiveCreativeMode} [Failed]

6. playersonly

Crystal Queen: I AM PLAYER!!

6 = Failed

7. Kill command

Crystal Queen: IT ONLY DENTS MY HP!!!

7 = Failed

8. #forcetame

ARK: The Boss Has Been Tamed!

Crystal Queen: NEVER!

Crystal Queen: *turns on you*

*crunch*

Me: Hey my dodo!

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-27T02:11:41+00:00

Super easy tame, good thing for a beach bob to have

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-25T17:25:15+00:00

Be careful of this danger noodle

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-08-12T04:31:36+00:00

I go to the funny tips and all I see is console players saying they will rise. I play both pc and console and I don’t know how to feel

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-10-12T18:58:49+00:00

To the person who said: "ive never came across a crystal wyvern Queen" ITS A BOSS!!!

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-11-18T23:05:20+00:00

I had a console but my dad sort of sold it 🥲sorry to the comments saying console players shall rise

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-09-28T23:45:23+00:00

LET US BE REBELLIOUS! LET S HAVE CRYSTAL ISLES TO SHOW HOW BETTER WE ARE! GO CONSOLE PLAYAAAAS

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-24T15:13:40+00:00

Wyvern has evolved!

Me: 🧐

Into DEATH

Me: holy Jesus

Friend ran

Crystal wyvern heir: why are you running. why are you running?

Me vents outa there

Crystal wyvern heir: 🤨🧐🤔?

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2024-07-27T03:25:07+00:00

Idk who’s putting console players shall rise but…

WE CONSOLE PLAYER SHALL RISE!

WADDA WE WANT? UPDATES ON TIME!

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-18T19:47:34+00:00

This guy is like that one kid in your class that hit puberty before 3 years before anyone

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2025-07-07T23:00:45+00:00

Get mods for coooonnnnnnnssssssoooooollllleeeeeeee

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-06-13T15:50:37+00:00

wait a sec is queen scarlet? I wonder how she got here.

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-02T21:22:50+00:00

Consol players risssse destroy pc players ahhhh👊🏻⚔️

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2022-03-26T10:34:07+00:00

You can get crystal from the queen