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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern queen? Funny crystal wyvern queen jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 675 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-09T19:57:32+00:00

Real men tame these with a club and some berries

score 599 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-27T00:42:48+00:00

IF YOU 🔼 THIS, THEN YOU ARE A CONSOLE PLAYER. YOU MAY OR MAY NOT PLAY MINECRAFT. BUT WE NEED THE UPDATES AT THE SAME TIME, SAME MODS AND EVERYTHING ELSE TOO. CONSOLE PLAYERS, WE SHALL RISE. NO MATTER WHAT STANDS IN OUR WAY. WE WILL FIGHT TILL THE END! COME WITH ME MY CONSOLE PLAYERS, WE WILL NEVER LOSE! COME ON! JOIN TOGETHER! SPAM THE ALPHEBET IN FUNNY WITH MEH. LETS GOO! WE SHALL RIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEE!

score 392 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-17T16:11:13+00:00

It's favorite food is ForceTame

score 278 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-27T17:49:59+00:00

Anyone else find it weird that she’s constantly giving birth while fighting you? Then the children are filled with the rage of a thousand suns?

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-11-13T23:40:25+00:00

We will rise brother and take the pc empire.

score 195 · Answer 6 · 2021-03-23T04:28:52+00:00

CONSOLE

PLAYER

WE

SHALL

RISE!!!!!

WE

WANT

UPDATES

ON

TIME!

score 213 · Answer 7 · 2020-08-14T14:13:34+00:00

Just walk up to her with berries in your last slot. Perfect starter tame

score 211 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-20T15:16:04+00:00

This thing is the red version of the bone knapper

score 204 · Answer 9 · 2020-08-24T23:37:13+00:00

We consol players need to stand up for ourselves, not just ark, minecraft, T.A.B.S, and others! We need to rally together and defeat the PC players!

Ark devs:no

score 176 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-07T04:06:57+00:00

ABCONSOLE PLAYERS SHALL RISEEEEEEEE ✊🏽⚔️🎮

score 167 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-27T13:49:53+00:00

I feel bad for the people that play on console (I'm one of them)

score 112 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-29T14:46:17+00:00

ME: You can’t just release crystal isles on pc and make us wait for September!

Pc players: Ha Ha buttons go click click

score 75 · Answer 13 · 2021-04-10T10:52:30+00:00

The console player show rise and take over the PC players yes Brothers Let's rise

score 86 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-14T06:43:07+00:00

If u 🔼 this u will not get dead be dargo boodvist

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-10-12T18:58:49+00:00

To the person who said: "ive never came across a crystal wyvern Queen" ITS A BOSS!!!

score 24 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-14T12:16:21+00:00

IN TIME WE CONSOLE PLAYERS WILL STAND AND FACE THE OPPRESSION AND DISRESPECT WE ARE FORCED TO DEAL WITH FROM BOTH THE ARK DEVS AND THE STINKY PC PLAYERS ARK 2 WILL ONCE AGAIN BE OUR TIME.

WE WILL RISE ✊

score 72 · Answer 17 · 2020-09-27T00:43:24+00:00

ABCD YOU ARE NOT NICE TO ME. I AM WITH THE CONSOLE PLAYERS STANDING UP TO PC.

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2023-09-05T18:08:10+00:00

NEAL BEFORE THE BUILDING WRATH OF THE CONSOLE PLAYERS!!! PC PLAYERS SHALL FALL AND BE FORGOTON!!! LET CONTROLLERS FLY!!! BURN THE KEYBOARDS!!! JOIN ME IN GLORIOUS BATTLE IF YOU ARE A CONSOLER, THIRSTY FOR VENGEANCE TO PC’S!!! — the wyvern king

score 65 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-20T15:51:17+00:00

I have ark on the switch so I cant even see the new creatures without watching someone's YT videos lol

score 54 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-18T15:28:56+00:00

The pc players will be defeated ABCDHDUFYYYFJFGVHGJDHIDJJTIFJRHPDUGDJFFKTGFHI I STAND FOR THE CONSOLE PLAYERS WE SHALL GET THE UPDATES FIRST NOT THE PC PLAYERS