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What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern queen? Funny crystal wyvern queen jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rhyme of the isles
Welcome to crystal
Enjoy your stay
We have many fun things here
You have nothing to say
Here inside of the crystal isles
Creatures use you as their nail files
You can’t get enough, you’re not suffering are you?
Aw sorry did we make you sad?
Here you’ll get covered in Wyvern poo
But don’t worry, it’s not too bad.
We have many fun creatures, and you’ll love them Won’t you?
You’ll tame them all of you can
But there is one creature,
Yes there is one preacher
Who remains untamed and stills stands.
Not bola not plant species
She remains there
Every time you visit
Every time you pivot
All you’ll do is make the queen laugh. Bow down.