
What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern queen? Funny crystal wyvern queen jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Boy crystal wyvern : oh yeah
Girl crystal wyvern : 🐉
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🍑
What they do right by my base: 🍒🤏
🍆🍑
Me:WHYYYYYYY NOOOOO STOP!!!!!!!!!!DONT DO *bleep* STOP 🙈🙊🙉WHYY JUST STOP(who ever 🔼 this feels sorry/this happens to u ) I need bleach to put in my eyes
Boy crystal wyvern : 🍆🍑
Girl crystal wyvern: *runs away*
Boy crystal wyvern: *attackes my base and me*
Me: *cries in the corner*😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ur all idiots ur complaining “rise up against the pc players” but they did nothing to u. Wildcard are the ones who give updates, and I’m sure they have a reason to do pc first. It’s also kind of hard to do mods on console and stuff. Mods are really made for steam. So maybe you could shut up and think from Wildcard’s perspective instead of from some annoying whiny players who can’t have a bit of patience.
For those “console” players out there, you will never get mods on console. No game ever has. The devs can’t even make it happen as they rely on Microsoft for updates like that. Besides, mods are made by other people, not ark themselves. I’m sorry to say but there will never be mods on console.