Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern queen? Funny crystal wyvern queen jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -4 · Answer 1 · 2020-10-21T22:15:35+00:00

Uhh guys you know the thing is out right? Well I’m a console player and I am playing it ( you guys are dum dums sorry but you guys are dum dums).

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2021-04-04T02:11:12+00:00

Jimmy ate a sausage sandwich with the bacon egg with a black guy

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-21T02:19:18+00:00

Apparently there’s a chibi variant of one of these.

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2021-03-20T22:46:22+00:00

Charizard, I have some questions: Y U WORKING FOR PURPLE GUY?!?!

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-25T22:42:36+00:00

Average console player browsing dododex: Console players spamming the abc’s into a taming calculator thinking it’ll make the Ark devs update console at the same time as pc players? Wow! Why didn’t I think of that?? I’ll do that too!

Like whyyyyyyy

score -5 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-01T17:45:49+00:00

I got tired of waiting on console so I just got steam on my pc and now Im eaiting for it to update

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2023-10-02T15:30:04+00:00

I am forever more scared of the console players…

*PC player has left the game*

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-27T00:26:54+00:00

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score -5 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-04T02:11:52+00:00

Jimmy ate a sausage sandwich with a black guy

score -5 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-16T12:08:42+00:00

Hii why no tips are there 😅😅😅😅😅

score -6 · Answer 11 · 2020-09-26T16:45:54+00:00

WHOEVER SAID PC PLAYERS ARE DREADFUL, THEY ARE PLAYERS TOO. IM A CONSOLE PS4 BOI BUT ATLEAST I CARE ABOUT MY FELLOW SURVIVORS. WHOS WITH ME?

score -5 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-18T14:01:55+00:00

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score -4 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-23T06:36:28+00:00

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score -6 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-20T15:58:45+00:00

I play on PC and…….

MY UPDATES STILL DONT GET HERE!!!!!

score -5 · Answer 15 · 2022-12-21T05:13:51+00:00

Heh no console players no resistance

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2023-12-04T01:19:18+00:00

Classic Pc vs Console. Console is still better.

score -8 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-23T23:05:05+00:00

This creature looks like it got covered in bloody diarrhea

score -8 · Answer 18 · 2020-10-04T19:18:40+00:00

;-;

Boy crystal wyvern : oh yeah

Girl crystal wyvern : 🐉

🍒

🍑

What they do right by my base: 🍒🤏

🍆🍑

Me:WHYYYYYYY NOOOOO STOP!!!!!!!!!!DONT DO *bleep* STOP 🙈🙊🙉WHYY JUST STOP(who ever 🔼 this feels sorry/this happens to u ) I need bleach to put in my eyes

Boy crystal wyvern : 🍆🍑

Girl crystal wyvern: *runs away*

Boy crystal wyvern: *attackes my base and me*

Me: *cries in the corner*😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

score -7 · Answer 19 · 2021-09-11T05:30:21+00:00

I play on phone loll

But,aaa@aa

score -7 · Answer 20 · 2021-09-07T01:56:41+00:00

Oh nu the consol players r gonna kill me cause I’m pc 😵