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Rhyme of the isles

Welcome to crystal

Enjoy your stay

We have many fun things here

You have nothing to say

Here inside of the crystal isles

Creatures use you as their nail files

You can’t get enough, you’re not suffering are you?

Aw sorry did we make you sad?

Here you’ll get covered in Wyvern poo

But don’t worry, it’s not too bad.

We have many fun creatures, and you’ll love them Won’t you?

You’ll tame them all of you can

But there is one creature,

Yes there is one preacher

Who remains untamed and stills stands.

Not bola not plant species

She remains there

Every time you visit

Every time you pivot

All you’ll do is make the queen laugh. Bow down.

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