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What are some funny jokes or stories about the coelacanth? Funny coelacanth jokes submitted by ARK players.
Coelacanth a small fish in ark,one of the non dangerous fish but it has two evolution one the megapiranha also known as the deadly killer fish of the river and seas and it next evolution is the sabertooth salmon while not dangerous it only attack when provoked and can do massive damage to you
One of if not the most powerful creature in the entire Game has 2.5million Hp and deals 75k dmg per atk and has a plasma tsunami attack dealing 55k dmg per 0.1 seconds and range comparable to a giga in order to tame it u first have to tame every tamable creature in the entire game then have to sacrafice them 1 by 1 before entering rage mode where you have to ride it killing everything in sight including titanosaurs u need to kill roughly 1 million creatures before taming it and has a time limit of 1 hour before kicking u off. Once finally tame it is a force to be reckoned with and can kill a decent roster of primal fear creatures
Broodmother, Megapithecus and Dragon: “What are we gonna do while we wait for the survivor to stop taming chickens and fight us?”
Overseer: *joins chat*
Overseer: “I’ll tell you what. You’re gonna work for me for the rest of eternity! Hahahahahahahaha!!!”
Coelacanth: *joins chat*
Overseer: “Oh crap! The boss!”
Coelacanth: “What did you say?”
*Overseer has been banned. Reason: abusing moderator powers*