If you ever feel like making fun of these guys just remember that the amount of meat that you will drop upon death is comparable to that of a coelacanth, take that in. (five pieces of meat)

If you see on of these just run, Ive summoned an Overseer near it and the Fish ascendet!

Ok so am ammonite can fit through a door frame perfectly fine. A coel comes along and BAM! it can’t fit through a doorframe! ( Lucky for the ammonite as the coel is so OP!)

Coelacanths, the Magikarp of Ark, except they don’t turn into a sea dragon

It still is alive, it never went extinct, it knows how many you killed, it’s coming for you!!!

carp carp carp what’s the point if u can’t eat it

why do they let out blood-curdling screams when they die? they’re freaking fish

Found one at 10.5 I think my game is broken?

This is one of the few prehistoric creatures that still exist...

Don't hurt this magickarp feelings cause you will regret it when it evolved in gyarados

Needs a platform saddle considering its size

This is tameable? What’s the point in taming a Magikarp?

Coelacanth. Taaaaastyyy... Yum.

Coel on schorched earth

A hElp FuLL TiP ShOuld HaVe MOre Words

It’s a big darn fish and it’s gone under the boat

Spino meal in a can buy it for your pet spino

(Coelacanth vibing) Me jumping water and killing it BREEEEEEE

Turns out this fish is called “Cee-Luh-Canth”, meanwhile i’ve been calling it a freaking koala-canth for the past three years.

Coelacanth: Is the Giga of the sea! Stay away from this beast it will destroy you, your family, the Indian man across the street and the school nurse!!!

Mosa: If you see this at the bottom of the ocean don’t worry it’s a passive tame and can be fed pearls. Most people call this the dodo of the ocean.

Ark:coelacanths can be eatem

Reality:coelacanths cannot be eaten because of the tars in its body.