Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the coelacanth? Funny coelacanth jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2021-09-28T23:15:12+00:00

Here fishy fishy...

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-30T01:37:39+00:00

Secont most dangerouse creature!!!!!! First is dodo! YOU NEED 100 MOSAS, 1000 SQUIDS, 10000000 DUNKSLOSTIOS TO TAKE THIS THINZg down,,,,

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-27T17:32:47+00:00

I found a humongous fish it was x17.4

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2024-04-07T02:56:11+00:00

I found one as big as a meg and mistakes it for a mosa

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-08-07T16:52:14+00:00

Dude, their eyes! They look hilarious!

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-11-20T00:52:16+00:00

Coelacanth. Taaaaastyyy... Yum.

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-03T19:19:00+00:00

Turns out this fish is called “Cee-Luh-Canth”, meanwhile i’ve been calling it a freaking koala-canth for the past three years.

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-03T19:07:20+00:00

If you ever feel like making fun of these guys just remember that the amount of meat that you will drop upon death is comparable to that of a coelacanth, take that in. (five pieces of meat)

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-01T15:09:25+00:00

Coelacanth: Is the Giga of the sea! Stay away from this beast it will destroy you, your family, the Indian man across the street and the school nurse!!!

Mosa: If you see this at the bottom of the ocean don’t worry it’s a passive tame and can be fed pearls. Most people call this the dodo of the ocean.

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-25T14:23:16+00:00

Needs a platform saddle considering its size

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-17T01:17:29+00:00

why do they let out blood-curdling screams when they die? they’re freaking fish

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2023-07-07T22:05:11+00:00

How come the sea animals died but this little thing didn’t? - DragonFlameYT - The light dragon

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-27T10:37:23+00:00

Coel on schorched earth

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score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-10T14:01:18+00:00

Found one at 10.5 I think my game is broken?

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-28T07:52:49+00:00

Hmmm...fish...calls fren*DO WE HAVE POTATOS IN ARK?*YEAH?WOOOHOO!*we be eating fish and chips for dinner tonight!oh wait...no a shark forgot about that.

Updoot

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2019-04-19T15:59:17+00:00

SUPER hard to kill, you have to bring about 50 tusos and 30 mosas, VERY dangerous, trust me, oh and expect all your tusos and mosas you bring to die trying to slay this fierce beast, I know because I brought all my tusos and mosas to slaughter this beast. It was worth it, because it would’ve killed all my water tames! Oh, and I got fish meat.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-06-19T14:59:05+00:00

These things are absolute God-like beings that inhabit the ARK in mortal, fishy forms, but you better start praying when they start throwing meteorites from outer space.

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2019-07-22T22:10:15+00:00

Ok so am ammonite can fit through a door frame perfectly fine. A coel comes along and BAM! it can’t fit through a doorframe! ( Lucky for the ammonite as the coel is so OP!)

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2017-12-27T17:30:53+00:00

It still is alive, it never went extinct, it knows how many you killed, it’s coming for you!!!

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-20T04:49:45+00:00

Legends say... that this fish was the cause of the dinosaur extinction