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What are some funny jokes or stories about the coelacanth? Funny coelacanth jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2023-07-03T02:24:06+00:00

Such god fish

Do not go near one

It looks harmless at first

But it turns into a godlike beast when you go near it

Sooooo

My thumb hurts from typing

The end

Jk

Ok realy the end

score 10 · Answer 2 · 2018-04-04T00:31:02+00:00

When you kill it it’ll haunt you,IT SWIRLS AROUND YOU WHEN IT DIES

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2019-08-07T14:30:09+00:00

What is up with it's death noise. I didn't know fish can scream.

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2023-04-11T01:41:12+00:00

Magicarp use splash! (The attack failed.)

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2019-05-29T05:18:35+00:00

WARNING! This is the most dangerous creature in ARK! It can one shot the King Titan!

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-22T14:23:25+00:00

I found a humongous one once... it was really fast.

But how?

It was really fat... so it should have been slow...

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-05T15:52:26+00:00

These guys can be huuuuuuge like man I saw one and killed it and holy crap the ragdoll was broken

score 6 · Answer 8 · 2020-08-24T02:46:06+00:00

this fish is very evil many people said its strong and can fly but... thankfully they almost extinct anyways they are strong cause they created corona virus... lol

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-11-02T01:20:35+00:00

Fun fact: Although you can eat these guys in the game, in real life, they supposedly give you super diarrhea instead.

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-27T17:32:47+00:00

I found a humongous fish it was x17.4

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-07-11T12:47:07+00:00

“IT HAS BLUE BLOOD!?!”- Me after hitting one for the first time on asa.

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2019-04-19T15:59:17+00:00

SUPER hard to kill, you have to bring about 50 tusos and 30 mosas, VERY dangerous, trust me, oh and expect all your tusos and mosas you bring to die trying to slay this fierce beast, I know because I brought all my tusos and mosas to slaughter this beast. It was worth it, because it would’ve killed all my water tames! Oh, and I got fish meat.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-09-18T23:34:25+00:00

I wonder how much noobs see the comments like “most powerful creature in the game, don’t go near” and actually never go into the water cuz there scared of these guys😂

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-06-21T14:05:57+00:00

Be careful this thing destroys Trex Baby’s for fun

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-19T01:22:12+00:00

It’s fishing time bois

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2021-09-28T23:15:12+00:00

Here fishy fishy...

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-30T01:37:39+00:00

Secont most dangerouse creature!!!!!! First is dodo! YOU NEED 100 MOSAS, 1000 SQUIDS, 10000000 DUNKSLOSTIOS TO TAKE THIS THINZg down,,,,

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2023-07-07T22:20:02+00:00

Even if you put up about 1M Gigas it will destroy the entire army of the gigas

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2023-07-07T22:03:18+00:00

How did these things make it on the ark boat if they can’t go on land? 🤣 - DragonFlameYT - The light dragons moments

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-07-06T14:43:52+00:00

Guy has seen some “things” if you know what I mean