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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the coelacanth? Funny coelacanth jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is one of the most dangerous dinos for early and mid game players. One of these will shred you and your takes as soon as you step into the water, and they can jump farther than a kapro. If you want to cross a river safely, bring a really good flyer and stay far above the water, or build a bridge over the water. Note: if you want the bridge to last, make sure it's Tek. These guys will shatter anything up through metal.
Desert titan: I’m the most powerful
Forest titan: as if I’m, I’m the best
Ice titan: no I am
King titan: children stop fighting we all no that I’m the most powerful creature of all.
Rockwell: son stop lying to your children I’m on the top of the food chain
Broodmother: tell them I’m the best honey it’s true
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Coelacanth: they all fear me