Let me tell you something you shall never forget DO NOT GO NEAR THESE THINGS THE WILL KILL YOU INSTANTLY YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 💀

The tales of a crap thrower

Chapter 1

A stupid dilo was running from me today he was cool versed in blood from killing my mothers and my son I killed him

When I went to tame mine I could not access it’s inventory

i need fiber for me digestive system

Killed my dilo pack, I just wanted crystal

So I died from an alpha raptor and spawned nearby and I spawned RIGHT NEXT TO 2 OF THESE THINGS AND DIED AGAIN!

Beware these guys WILL Agro onto you. I lost a longneck rifle and 300 narcotics to this guy 😔 rip

Do not shoot done with arrows cause I won’t do anything and do not go near them because they will kill you

Ok so I just tamed a iguanodon and a pachy and all of a sudden this drunk thing comes and attacks and kills my pets I died tome and my tribmate didn’t even notice it

When I get out of my base I see like ten of these and they don’t kill me

These things came out of the woods and killed my iguana dons, deep blue, and magenta, for no reason at all

Damn horse killed me with my own crap

this b$@&@ killed my first two tames I ever had.

RIP Claw the Raptor and Pig the Phioma

U know what guyz , I once tried to bola this beast, bcz why u would think it can't be bolad ? but then maybe it killed me , and these are very nice after imprinting (as for me) 👍😀 ( mobile)

I feel like this is one England dad with a belly popping out and drinking beer

What I saw to this when it’s knocked out *gun clicks* you have five seconds left to live :)

I was playing the game, (just downloaded it today) and it was right after I saw a spino in a river legit trying to murder one of the flying dinos (couldn’t tell what kind). And I carefully ran away, after a few minutes it became night and I encountered one of these beside another Dino, since it was new to me I decided to walk towards it, but as soon as I got near it, it attacked me and I ended up dying.. 👁💧👄💧👁

Basically i have a bronto to gather berry...but it's attack range is so big that it hits near by creature...my base is in herbivore island...so my bronto hits another bronto and stegos near by so that's a really huge problem... that's why i am thinking about taming this alcoholic dude .... I have 10x soothing bum and 5 beer jaars i am thinking about taming a lvl 60 because it's gonna take one beer jar...hope that i doesn't get smashed by this cow-horse-gorilla dudd...😂😂

Fun fact they lost to cows in the evolution race since for some reason cows had 5 stomachs back then so they could digest more and eat more so that’s why no chali are alive today or well one of the reasons.

This mf killed my para

I came back with 2,500,445 Lvl 100 dodos

Idk why I wrote this