Why tf do you have to feed it beer?!?!??

Basically a striped monkey cow that loves beer

Once apron a I a level 10, had set up camp unaware of a chali next to my base on sight he destroyed my base ( of which had my only sleeping bag) and my forge and smithy. Now I’m level 104 and on my Rhyniogatha and have swarn an oath to kill these at sight. “Ahhh so nice out here. A chali! It’s time Rhyhorn. CHARGEEEEE!”

The Northern Territory has arrived

Beers! Beers! Beers!

Bottleo! Bottleo! Bottleo!

Any good Aussie should. Know what this is

Me: Why do chalicotheres attack if you get to close

I see Chalico drinking 🍺

Chalico: Glug glug glug glug

Chalico: BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPP!!!

Me that may be why.

He is drunk that is why he throws poop at you . Also that is why he is called the poop cow😂🤣😂

Me see's a chali saying feed stimberries to tame me realising I have a bunch of them Me: lets go 1 minute later U are dead

Don't try to give a beer to a baby chalicotherium or you gonna get a message from your dad saying why is the FBI here

These guys are such jerks. When I was just beginning one walked in front me and yeeted crap into me. They'll always be chill until they decide they want to get aggroed. Let's not talk about the fact that these guys take beer to tame. Is giving animals beer even legal?

A horse and a gorilla got really really drunk one time and…

No shots, Just Beer, maybe Root Beer

Poop tart

WHAT DO YOU MEAN A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE A FEW MORE WORDS YOU SHOULD INCLUDE A FEW MORE WORDS

Weird thing, it drinks beer to tame, and it throws poop at ur face... HUH?!?!

-new creative mode ARK-er

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Chali are here

To eat beer

Where does beer come from?

Chali Factories

Chalicotherium are basically Endermen in Ark

Me) mom can we have Megatheriam?

Mom) no we have megstheriam at home

:Megatheriam at home:

Me) mom can we get Megatheriam?

Mom) no we have megatheriam at home

Megatheriam at home:

Yall ever put a clown mask on ome of these?

Try it.

Bro wtf this guy look like a megatherium that just got a haircut.

Duna duna duna duna sloth-cow! Sloth-cow! Sloth-cow!