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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the chalicotherium? Funny chalicotherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-26T00:39:35+00:00

Dungeon boss chalireum : would like a drink? Me: noooooooooooooooo I chuck it at me face boss: is this why I dont have freinds?? Nah

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-13T05:42:51+00:00

If you don't have beer you can use stimberrys if you want to wait 999999 years

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-27T04:07:38+00:00

I tried to tame these 3 times in mobile cause they are my fav

1st:tried to tame in front of redwood and it was successful but after it been killed by a terror bird(dodo)

2nd:tried to tame near my base but i drank the other one i was mad at myself that time and did not tame it

3rd: i tried to tame the 2nd chali and it was so successful but sadly he just lived one day and killed by a bunch of dilo

So i learned that i need to create a base

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-23T15:36:24+00:00

These are pandas believe it or not

Dont touch the pandas kids or you’ll see the ocean... and then you’ll get eaten by some ocean demon or something

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-02-23T15:35:09+00:00

I wonder who’d win in a beer drinking contest this dude or some alcoholic

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-10T10:03:14+00:00

It be liking dat beer.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2019-10-28T10:11:28+00:00

A chalicotherium Once drank beer and never stoped

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2019-09-27T07:53:56+00:00

A drunk cow bring beer and you'll have lots of fun with him

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2019-09-17T19:20:21+00:00

I tought it was a cow. And i have to write more oh there.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2019-09-12T00:31:40+00:00

crack open a chald one with the bois

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2019-09-07T17:46:59+00:00

It's kinda sad, you tame them by getting them drunk... Away from their family. The dossier says they are FAMILY ANIMALS and so to tame one, you get it drunk. How sad.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2019-08-28T03:50:15+00:00

Basically, sneakily get it drunk. If it sees you giving it beer, it’ll wanna kill you

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2019-08-27T12:13:11+00:00

I’m taming one with stimberries. I’m lvl 51, and, I’m still a noob, I have a meg, 2 carbos, a bronto, two diplos, two stegos, two trikes, a lot of dilos, a beelzebufo, and more!

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2019-08-25T01:57:07+00:00

You know how they say hold my pouch? Hold my beer.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2019-08-24T19:36:56+00:00

Bud Lights for everyone and a mead for this guy. Just don’t drink his mead

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-18T17:53:55+00:00

It's a cow! No wait..a Zebra! No wait... a gorilla!... a sloth? Nope...its just a Chalicotherium..I was so close.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2019-05-23T18:36:01+00:00

One day just playing ark one of these things comes up and throws something at me:please tell me this is not poop.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2019-05-01T21:06:52+00:00

These guys live off of beer trees in the wild.

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2026-03-06T11:23:31+00:00

he has orange lunchbox and hes twelve

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2025-05-05T02:31:58+00:00

Me: Ugh I’ve been looking for a chalicatherium all day. I’m gonna take a rest and enjoy a pint…

Chalicatherium: I’ll join you.