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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ceratosaurus? Funny ceratosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
dude, i cant get one of these for the life of meeee,,, after killing a ton of these and rexes and carnos i finally see a baby right!!!!! i save it from a rex!!!!! it has like 30 health!!!!! im awesome!!!! i imprint on it and run back to my tame and the little guy dies where it stands. i assume he starved or something but auhhgg dude was mine for like 10 seconds ,,, still trying tho, might even just suck it up and tame an adult, already crafted a few cocktails actually
Cerato: Hi I'm new!
Acro: Nobody asked...
Giga: For your opinion!
Megalo: * yawn* guys stop being harsh on him
Cerato: My model is 2001 goofy godzilla
Mods:
Godzilla: Don't chat
Mechagodzilla: GODZILLA I DMEAND A REMATCH!
Doug: Cerato dab me up
Zilla: I shall nuke this earth muahaha..... * sees Neuclear Godzilla*
Cerato: Yo devs why you make me?
Up there:
Devs: cuz we're bored
Back down:
Cerato: SO IM ALL FOR NOTHING AND IM DRUNK TOO!?
Everyone stops
Acro:....you're drunk?... HECK YEA THATS THE SPIRIT YOU
Giga: oh no not again...