Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the cat? Funny cat jokes submitted by ARK players.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Go to the shop and buy so cat treats then stand outside and shake them this will get you every at in the server
What is that...IS THAT A CAT?!?!?!
Black cats arenโt bad luck I know bc I own1 irl love u Salem
If u see it donโt move the are more dangerous then the saber tooth ๐๐ซฅ๐ฆ
Me not having ark asended: alr letโs play some ark! Letโs tame the new cat :D. Also me: oh I forgot๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
Btw sorry for my grammar Iโm 8 also Iโm getting asended next week! XD
Remember when ark was a dinosaur game? Yeah me neither
Me: Really Observer fr? Why would you make a frigging house pet, it gets scared of Rickrolll rats.
Observer: You can't have direwolves as Dawgs and Sabertooths as pet cats and you can't have Roll rats for the hundredth time as pet guinne pigs and pet mice, plus the spiders from caves and insects you cannot have those.
Me: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
Why on earth is thing this in ark?
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Name it after a cat in the battle cats ๐
Where do they live I need one?๐ญ
I saw this cat on my gigantorapter but then my sis said omg it is salty ( her cat) and then she called salty and she broke my screen!!:)
Me and my sister was taming dodos AND THE FRICKING CAT SCWOD KILLED US
Picture is just cat emoji ๐ itโs crazy
So ark has the megaraptor photo but kitty gets the emoji lol
Cat army
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โMMMMEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWโ
๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ โ MMMMEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWโ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐โโฌ โMMMMEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWโ
๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐ โMMMMEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWโ
๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ๐๐โโฌ โMMMMEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWโ.
CAT ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who invited bro to a very dangerous world to just get tamed by humans?
You cannot run, You cannot hide.
Your Freinds tried to fight it, but they died.
The fur will plague the world
And into the cats control, the world will be hurled.
imagine having a cat surrounded by so many dinosaurs