Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-18T23:55:29+00:00

Hello this is Bob from The Bob tribe ( join me if you like idc) do not kill this guy seriously he's so cute any and he's not useless like the dodo you can light up your way and you don't need to use a torch so that is a plus

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-05T01:41:40+00:00

So I play valguero and I love these and I just now learned they spawn on valguero CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THEY SPAWN ON VALGUERO

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-03-06T04:05:32+00:00

Random guy at top: is it bad I killed a hundred of these and. Don’t care?

Me: ( holds up cross) back to the underworld you demonic $&@$

I

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-02-27T07:04:59+00:00

One time I was wandering in Abb, and I found a bulldog. IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO A FRICKIN KARKINOS AND SPINO. I was grabbed by the Karkinos (I was invincible with cheats) and I couldnt see the bulbdog because of the claw. When I killed the karkinos, THE BULBDOG WAS GONE. I was going to try to tame him, but it died😭 1 like=1 RIP

-the dino queen

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-25T01:36:09+00:00

Get a pug dog then mix it with a angler fish boom bulbdog also i was in an aberration server and i seen a pro killing a bulbdog dog i went up to him with a reaper and went am i interrupting something? Go on i dare you.then that dude ran for his life

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-22T16:42:48+00:00

Silly puppy swallowed a lamp

Silly puppy ate a frog

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-24T16:36:26+00:00

"Come on baby,don't fear the reaper"- my bulldog moments after tame

(It's a song by blue oyster cult, has cowbell, and it's a good song)

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-06T14:06:18+00:00

Baxter quit eating all the cookies!!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-06T14:05:57+00:00

Baxter, wanna nother cookie?

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-11T20:12:04+00:00

Any of you know underswap? This pugfish is almost as cute as blueberry

Anglerfish X pug =bulldog

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-02-07T23:51:17+00:00

It’s a pegomastic in disguise

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-01-16T02:34:59+00:00

My dad gave me A shine horn when he tamed a bulldog on aberration....

I abandoned it for a bulldog and forgot to feed the shine horn

R.I.P sheldon

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2019-08-28T22:39:04+00:00

Cutest of the glowing pets right here

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2019-03-29T04:00:44+00:00

Since when did they add my ex to the game

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2018-07-08T03:32:00+00:00

One time a bulldog killed a crab on a official that was a good day

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2018-07-05T01:55:03+00:00

Paint in blue and call it recking ball

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-04T02:00:05+00:00

It would prob eat ur cat and bugs and then concer

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2018-05-26T03:41:57+00:00

Oh, look how cute it is. Also look how POINTY It's TEETH ARE! I ain't touchin you!

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2018-05-12T12:50:16+00:00

Is it a fish... or a dog?

#its both

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2018-03-14T00:38:41+00:00

I killed a karkinos with a level 50 one upgrade melee and heath ultimate war machine small fast (sort of) and cute