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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-04T17:50:21+00:00

Me: whistles*

Nameless: yummy! A snack!

Me: AHH A NAMELESS!!

My 12 bulbdogs: fOoD?

Nameless: AHHH BULBDOGS RUN!!!

My 12 bulbdogs: FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!

Me: welp, atleast he’s not my problem now…

My 12 bulbdogs: GIMME FOODIES!!!

Game: your 12 bulbdogs killed a nameless

Me: lucky them.

My 12 bulbdogs: YAY FOODIES!! BEST DAY EVER!!

Hilarious, right? Please like

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-09T16:11:55+00:00

I was trying to tame one and I forgot how to tame them so I beat it to death in a corner

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-05-14T18:21:49+00:00

I am Doug

I have just met you

And I love you

(I saw that in a video once)

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-03-02T16:40:14+00:00

It was stuck in my spikes so i tried to tame it, tame glitched and it stopped getting hungry so i pulled out the strap pop pop put a cap in its face

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-02-24T12:27:58+00:00

When a bulldog breeds with an anglerfish😂😂😂

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-13T22:19:06+00:00

I was taming a ravager once and a guy on a managarmr just appeared behind me and he threw one of these of his shoulder and told me to look at the level it was genuinely level 7392. This wasn’t even a boosted server

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2018-12-30T11:13:21+00:00

Is this a dog? I mean, it looks like a pug... combined with an anglerfish...

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2018-02-12T02:02:26+00:00

I had A Level 39, And I lost him in the edge and found him yesterday Battling A Level one basilisk

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2026-03-28T23:04:12+00:00

Just so you know, these are not dogs, UP

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2025-03-30T20:37:57+00:00

Anybody who would kill one of these little guys is a sociopath

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2024-08-30T10:03:02+00:00

Please... ARK PLEASE... GIVE ME ONE I BEG YOU

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2024-01-28T18:36:58+00:00

Bro this dog ate something weird if he looks like this😬

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-29T20:52:47+00:00

I used to think the Bulbdog was the cutest creature on ARK until I met the Ferox.

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-01T08:38:58+00:00

If someone kills them

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U

A

R

E

D

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A

D

Reeee

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-19T20:09:39+00:00

Fun fact this come up when you search “lantern bird”

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2022-07-03T17:00:58+00:00

What’s nexts that looks like a kid drawing the rock drake

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-30T05:26:41+00:00

What has ark done to this thing please fix it

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-09T13:11:22+00:00

Note to self:

Whenever I make a bunch of spaces, it doesn’t work. Sorry bout that people.

Tina originals

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-09T13:10:36+00:00

Bro: oh look free meat…

Me: YOU TOUCH IT U DIE BOI

Ok still here

Sheesh bro

Ok go get ur lunch

I said GET UR LUCH BOI

Wow. Just wow

Tina originals wow.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2022-02-18T23:55:29+00:00

Hello this is Bob from The Bob tribe ( join me if you like idc) do not kill this guy seriously he's so cute any and he's not useless like the dodo you can light up your way and you don't need to use a torch so that is a plus