What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.
We had 2 bulbdogs. They mated and had children. They instantly ate the children. We murdered them.
Don’t have bulbdog children.
Your angler fish is evolving!
Your angler fish evolved into a Land angler fish!
Congratulations!
Giganoto: I know Bulbdog only for 78 seconds but if something happens to it i will kill everyone on this island and then me.
Quick question… WHY Did u put so many enter/returns!?!?
Fun fact this come up when you search “lantern bird”
The glow squad
Bulbdog: the leader
Shinehorn: cute yet crazy
Featherlight: Eyes in the sky
Get a dog and a angler then make’em mate and boom you get a bulbdog
Do NOT attack. Avoid combat AT ALL COSTS.
Me and my friend were playing split screen right. Then friend summoned in one, then he picked it up and didn't know how to get it off. Then he said "shoot my shoulder"
Pro: ooooo this will save me from Reaper.
Noob: me hungry ooo small I can kill.
Pro: you f****r.
Noob: that was not nice.
Why do people just spam stories in here??
All hail the frogie boi king. Me and my friend are the frogie bois. We serve the all mighty frogie
It says it’s a herbivore. THEN WHY DOES IT EAT MEAT?
Not me always calling it a bulldog
Updated frog legs,and who’s gonna stop me?
Omg the pic tho XD
THEY CHANGED THE PIC SHEEEEEEEEEEESH this is not funny what am I doing
Feed it raw meat go away for a bit make shure to have it tracked then come back and feed it alot
I thought there was already dogfish
Every time I see them they remind my like the pug but swamp version,they still are cute those little puppies!