What are some funny jokes or stories about the insect swarm? Funny insect swarm jokes submitted by ARK players.
Run for your life leave town and run for the hills!
Ah remember back in the day when meganura were the appetizer
-lizard lunches
Me:Ouch I’m itching!
Giganoto:Look behind u
Me:AAAHHHHH GIANT CRIMSON MOSQUITOES FROM MINECRAFT BUT NOT BLOCKY!!!
Me: huh...thats a weird tame ya gots there broski
My friend: haha yeah.
Me: GIVE ME IT NOW.
My friend: Wait what?
Me: Tame.now.
My friend: Ok ok! Take it! * throws tame to me* AAAAAAAH IMMA RUN
Idk anything but they might nice and like spaghetti🙃
Was trying to tame 150 max spino ok me and my brother get off of are holidaymakers for a split second to feed it and no joke like 10 of these things just come out of no where rip 150 spino
2 year old influenced by tiktok
Me: Let’s spawn here it’s Easy!
The Bog:
Hot Insect Swarms in your area!
Remove it now Wildcard, it’s a useless creature.
I have spheksophobia Or however you spell it. Send help....
Me trying to figure out which part is the front
If you see them swing a torch best way to kill him if you got no torch then craft one or run
Why would you tame thid
I tired to tame them but I found out with ten helmets they are not mad they first have a yellow out lining then white with so funny but rude
They are so dumb that they can’t follow you in deep water lol but my para died
Insect swarm: come here you little num num!
You: cheat code give torch
You: come at me bro
Insect swarm: uhhh, ya like jazz?
I have 3105 health in my genesis world (Not joking) But these Blade wasps anoy me, so I had to make my base by a place with 50 swarms
The wiki says they ruin bloodstalker taming, that’s your fault for bringing a swarm to a stalker
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Barry bee Benson on crack be like.....