What are some funny jokes or stories about the insect swarm? Funny insect swarm jokes submitted by ARK players.
Jake: someone grab the bug spray! Make them extra large to!
Gorgo: one gas container coming up!!
Run for your life leave town and run for the hills!
Ah remember back in the day when meganura were the appetizer
-lizard lunches
Me:Ouch I’m itching!
Giganoto:Look behind u
Me:AAAHHHHH GIANT CRIMSON MOSQUITOES FROM MINECRAFT BUT NOT BLOCKY!!!
Me: huh...thats a weird tame ya gots there broski
My friend: haha yeah.
Me: GIVE ME IT NOW.
My friend: Wait what?
Me: Tame.now.
My friend: Ok ok! Take it! * throws tame to me* AAAAAAAH IMMA RUN
Idk anything but they might nice and like spaghetti🙃
Was trying to tame 150 max spino ok me and my brother get off of are holidaymakers for a split second to feed it and no joke like 10 of these things just come out of no where rip 150 spino
2 year old influenced by tiktok
Me: Let’s spawn here it’s Easy!
The Bog:
Hot Insect Swarms in your area!
Remove it now Wildcard, it’s a useless creature.
I have spheksophobia Or however you spell it. Send help....
Me trying to figure out which part is the front
If you see them swing a torch best way to kill him if you got no torch then craft one or run
Why would you tame thid
I tired to tame them but I found out with ten helmets they are not mad they first have a yellow out lining then white with so funny but rude
They are so dumb that they can’t follow you in deep water lol but my para died
Insect swarm: come here you little num num!
You: cheat code give torch
You: come at me bro
Insect swarm: uhhh, ya like jazz?
I have 3105 health in my genesis world (Not joking) But these Blade wasps anoy me, so I had to make my base by a place with 50 swarms
The wiki says they ruin bloodstalker taming, that’s your fault for bringing a swarm to a stalker
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