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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-05-09T00:08:26+00:00

I took mine out for a ride and I accidentally killed while trying to kill a Rex:(

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-14T07:21:08+00:00

If you see one of the bola your tribe mates and run

Not if they do it first…

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-17T17:01:19+00:00

Bola your friend say it was the basilisk and then end you FaceTime call

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2019-04-15T17:19:55+00:00

There is one of these serpents in Harry Potter. Lot less deadly thou. Much rather have magic blind spit than eyes that kill when you look at them. Freaky

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-05-18T19:37:06+00:00

When i first played abberation, i thought that one of these guys was a reaper.

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2022-04-03T06:23:28+00:00

ITT BIGG

ITT BIGGER THAN REKKS

ITT FATT

ITT FATTER THAN BRONTOOOO

BUT MOST OF ALL....

IT EYES SMAL

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-05T16:24:13+00:00

They said you can’t breed them but they lay eggs

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-03T17:55:20+00:00

So I started my first day of Crystal Isles and I spawned on one of these things thinking there not on the map😒 I died in 1 hit what a lovely first experience of the world

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-30T15:37:57+00:00

Knock out a basilisk with a basilisk, oh wait...

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2022-02-02T23:38:56+00:00

Has anyone else seen that it glows in the dark

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2018-12-21T18:54:41+00:00

Wait to find highest level possible becaus all I could find were level 50s and as soon as I tamed it, we both were 💀 by a level 210. I regret ever wanting a pet snake but I did get to chase my friend who hates snakes for about 2 seconds. R.I.P. Fangster.😢ps. 💀 mean killed.

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-12-31T14:54:20+00:00

Do me a favor the second u see a strange v run just run there ain't no taming it dose a lot a of damage

The first time I played this game I saw strange v and came close to and dead and it comes in my nightmares at night

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-05T15:27:04+00:00

POV the most normal snake from ohio

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2020-09-16T22:26:59+00:00

You: spawns at portal

Snek: you have made a poor decision

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-15T19:26:25+00:00

You'll need some dodos to kill this snake

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-03T18:44:27+00:00

It is a snake I will destroy the universe along with everything in the universe and it's cool looking

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2019-06-17T00:11:45+00:00

Titanoboa’s bigger brother and has the same diet: fertile eggs. WHY A BABY EATER?

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2018-03-31T06:14:26+00:00

If you see one of these Boa your friend an run like someone used a match an lit your pants unfriendliness an don’t look back just yell it’s for the best an watch your friends die like a true friend should ps keep an longneck with sleep darts on your friend so he can’t wake up :)

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2025-03-05T03:11:46+00:00

WHY DOS ITLOOK LIKE Leviathan😭😭😭😭😭😭

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-09-07T05:21:04+00:00

Yo, titanoboa U need to lay off the crack…