Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrodelphis? Funny astrodelphis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-01-03T09:03:54+00:00

Isn’t this just a lanky flying dolphin?

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-02T03:32:31+00:00

opopopopopopopopopopop

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-05T13:45:13+00:00

SPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPHHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-11-10T14:39:53+00:00

Beach Bob: Ahhhhh. What a nice day to take a walk with my dodo and five dilos.

Meanwhile in the sky...

Dolphin pilot 5: Dolphin leader, this is Dolphin 5, Beach Bob up ahead.

Dolphin leader: DEPLOY BOMBS ON MY COMMAND: 5... 4... Aww what the heck. DEPLOY!!!

Beach Bob: What the heck!! Beach Bob was killed by lvl 346 Dolphin 3 (astrodelphis)

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-12-15T00:00:07+00:00

Hampter is hampter

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-02-27T17:14:42+00:00

F-22 of ark.

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-14T01:05:22+00:00

What kind of Star Trek creature is this?

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-05T05:49:10+00:00

stinkin dolphins, they think their so cute

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-04T20:19:11+00:00

HEE HEE HEHEHEHEHEHE HE HEHEEEEEE HE HE HEHEHEHEHE HEE HE HE HE HEEE (nooblets.com luv u :3)

score -5 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-06T21:16:09+00:00

Punch it 9-72,300 times until the "love" button appear press it and it will bring the taming process up from .0000034%-2% depending on the level repeat this process until it is tamed

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-08T18:02:59+00:00

He is very handsome and beautiful 😻 and I want to kiss him in his butt

score -7 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-07T01:16:05+00:00

wahil joe mmananaanmasna how shshshahw

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2024-11-13T22:28:41+00:00

To be honest this is not a flying dolphin, it is a flying porpoise because ut has a rounded face🤓🤓

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2024-12-03T14:47:37+00:00

BATH BOMB!!!!!!!!!

still here