Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrodelphis? Funny astrodelphis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was trying to tame a voidwyrm then I ran into one of these and I was like what the heck is this then I pet it. Instead of it letting me tame it the thing flung me to the world boarder and I could not move. So I logged out then back in. I was still in the boarder so bye bye gen2 survival world and I had to start all over. 2 months of progress gone. So thanks space dolphins. 😑😑
Beach Bob: Ahhhhh. What a nice day to take a walk with my dodo and five dilos.
Meanwhile in the sky...
Dolphin pilot 5: Dolphin leader, this is Dolphin 5, Beach Bob up ahead.
Dolphin leader: DEPLOY BOMBS ON MY COMMAND: 5... 4... Aww what the heck. DEPLOY!!!
Beach Bob: What the heck!! Beach Bob was killed by lvl 346 Dolphin 3 (astrodelphis)