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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrodelphis? Funny astrodelphis jokes submitted by ARK players.
EVERYONE THIS IS BEANZLES SPEAKING. WHOEVER UP MEANS THAT 1 MORE PERSON WILL JOIN ME TO FIGHT WITH LAVA. LAVA ISULTED ME, MY OPINION, MY AGE AND SAID DORA WAS TOO MATURE FOR ME. SO, ILL POST THIS ON OTHER GROUPS SO IF YOU FIND ONE, LIKE. IF YOU DO WE CAN BEAT LAVA IN THIS WAR!
Astrocetus: hi how are you, sweetie?
Astrodelphis: say hi to my mom guys!
Every aquatic creature: hi, astrodelphis’s mom!
Leed: wow! It’s so nice to meet you, Ms. Cetus. and you too, Ms. Delphis!
Mosa: wow! I’m super jealous of her!
Tuso: meh, I’m jealous of you already.
Angler: so am I, squid-guy!
Tuso: don’t call me that!
Angler: okay, fine
Cnidaria: me jealous of him he so big!
Angler: sure, my jellybro
Basilo: meh, I’m no jealous of anybody! I am friend
Basilo’s fan club (mantas): if she touches him I will kill u
Meg: a new person! Hooray!
Carbo/turtle: wait up! I’m still catching up!
Megachelon: you got it lil bro! Keep it up!
Piranha: d o n t t o u c h m e o r u d i e
Coel: anybody want to be my fri-
Everybody else aside from leed: s h u d d u p .