First time diving off the coast of Herbivore Island, avoiding megalodon like a boss, I see this thing. “It looks like a scorpion, better check Dododex....”

NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPE

If you’re going to fight in the swamp, leave this thing far away in case you do something stupid. I did that something stupid.

A sword does not care whether it hits titanoboa, sarcosuchus, or paraceratherium. In…