Me. Ooh a dog

Friend. Look another dog!

Me. What the f*** is tha-

Friend. NOOOOOOOO-

Finally an actual do- wait a minute…

Now what in the Pokémon fusion calculator is this?

First we got a dog, than a cat. Then a fish, what next a hamster? A bunny? A chicken? Oh wait that's a dodo.

My brain:🧠 Ooh a Minecraft armoured doggo

🎶Doggo logo Triple choco milkshake with some sprite 🎶

🎶This dog is insanely crazy in a giant fight🎶

🎶He digs and dogs and finds some gear 🎶

🎶That will help that raid tonight 🎶

🎶The goodest pup from wildcard 🎶

🎶Taming him is very hard🎶

🎶He’s locked behind a paywall too🎶

🎶Don’t have cash then can’t get through🎶

armadoggo song

Ark. We need a new dog

New dog. IM THE MASTER IM THE LEADER

Ark. We need it big......

New dog I grew

IM GOING TO DESTROY

CAN I PET DAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGG

Now I know what a armadillo dog looks like