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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is a story about KFC my best argy I've had we shared meals together, we killed alphas together and we also did metal runs with each other, and I was chilling at blue on ragnarok and a 5 man tribe came and killed my beloved argy and yet I still think about the times we've had🥲
Fun facts, the Argentavis Magnificens is one of the largest birds EVER, only surpassed by the Pelagornis Sandersi in wingspan, and the Argentavis lived 6 million years ago in the high mountains of Argentina for gliding purposes, they could not take off with the giant wings so they glided everywhere, and barely needed to flap with the giant wings and strong wind current. It is sometimes called the Giant Teratorn, with it's higher class being Teratornithidae.
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The scientific name, Argentavis Magnificens means Magnificent Silver Bird, thanks ark.. Anyway it lived during the Late Miocene! Please don't ask I have the wiki right here.. Well now you are smart go share some smart info.
I had an argy- lvl 184, named argentaviar. I loved her. She was the best tame I’d ever had. I had a really strong connection with her, as weird as is it considering she wasn’t even real. I logged on to see my base getting raided, it was really sad. I tried to make peace but it was a mistake. They said they will not start a war if I gave my argy. Of corse I said no. They left and came back, I was waiting for my respwan cool down to end- and it poped up on my screen they killed argentaviar. They ‘raided’ my base but took nothing. They just let it de spawn. They then went on about how I’m petty for being sad, and that they would find me in real life and that if they do I’ll be dead. It’s wrong. RIP Argentaviar 💜
Okay,so one day I was playing Ark and I decided to go find a sabertooth because I'm that one basic person that never cares about the rexes we have at the base but just LOVES the sabertooth because it's a kitty,and so I found one and I tamed it,Then I came across this pretty 130 blue and purple argentavis and I was like,"Ooo pretty birb."while my father who is playing with me asks what I'm saying "Ooo" for,and I explain because I found a pretty birb and so he is telling me to NOT tame it because he said it is probably a low level while I ignore him because I'm to focused on the birb I'm currently shooting down whth tranquilizer darts and taming it,once I'm finished I come back with my new birb I I feel proud of myself cause I didn't my self because I what so ever never trust my self with anything except breeding.He turned out to secretly love it because I saw it's level overnight going up.
-Thylcolo huntress I hope you liked this please up because he nailed me in the shoulder today and it's been painful and I think that will help increase my trust inyself and help me heal,thank you and hope you loves this as much as I appreciate all of y'all! :D