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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me what a nice day to piss someone off *sees my first target ********
Stranger: what did you say to me...... *runs off*
Me: HA
Stranger: *comes back with argy and picks me up*
Me: *looks down and sees some aggressive megalodons* dude it was just a joke.. please......
Stranger:*drops me*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Server: you have died from megalodons
Me: he is so mean that idiot
Stranger: hiiiiii
Me:💀
When you see a almost dead level 30 argy fighting a almost dead level 29 Rex and you can’t get them to stop fighting so you have to make a choice on which one you want to save...........(my max lev is 30) the argy ended up dead and I ended up knocking the Rex out with 62 hp remaining and named it Choices
I tamed one of these guys (nvm I tamed 3 one died one I lost all my progress because of a glitch but anyway) she was a full pit health, damage, and speed so I was hunting with her (not riding her but idk why I wasn’t riding her) I attacked a phomia and my arggy chased it I later lost her but I wasn’t really sad because I knew she couldn’t have gone far but then I see her sitting on the other side of the lake chilling and just sitting there IT DIDNT EVEN KILL THE PHOMIA
I ended up leaving, lost an almost tamed knocked out Rex to a Dino with a shell and tail, I forget its name, as said before I lost a recently (less than 2mins) tamed argie on the way back to my base, two knocked out ones to raptors and sabertoothes, and a less than one minute tamed archaeopteryx. I broke my crossbow, ran out of tranq darts(except one), crafted a bow for tranq arrows. It turned night and I ran back to base. The whole time I was on my Barry:(