Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This is a remix of Roxanne but instead about my argy jason
God damn Jason all he wants to do is bawk bawk god damn Jason he from the tundra biome if you don't got an argy then he bawk at you God damn Jason all he want to do is bawk bawk all night long he only comes back because I feed him God damn Jason all he wants to do is bawk bawk all night long god damn Jason he from the tundra biome God damn Jason if you don't got s argy then he back at you
I will be posting more songs about jason
More Argentavis Funny Tips
Good for picking up girls
I was out busy collecting berries for a trike I was taming. Successfully tamed the trike, so proud! Then I heard an eagle sound. Now me and my trike live inside this feather brains belly. Smells grim. Oh look I found my dodo!
Good for dropping your tribe members in the swampπ
Name it duolingo...
Paint it green and the beak yellow (orange if it is orange)
When you go to raid a base with your argy scream: WHY DONT YOU LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE MATE. (Sorry for the Aussie English there)
If you dislike this you will see a argy named duolingo come raid your base. So donβt dislike and you will be safe π
im just gonna say, the parasaur is the biggest dino an argy can pick up BUT it only uses one claw to pick it up. i think the argy should be able to use 2 claws to pick up bigger creatures like a carno or trike.
Who agrees
I killed a dodo on a mountain, then this jerk killed me.
i am an argy
i like to fly
farming some metal
iβm your guy
they call me an argy
but iβm a giant bird
i pick up some dinoβs
and in return you farm metal
and on the way back itβs light as a feather
if i get 300 ups i will do one for bronto
Iβm farming metal on a mountain, and an argy spawns and picks me up. Guess iβll die \(-_-)/
(Both on the back of an argy) I can show you the world
Sorry sir an argy ate my homework