This is a true story that is kinda funny but yea here ya go

I walked through the cave and was scared of what might attack,with my torch I went in,I wished my raptor would be here to comfort me instead of stuck at the door to defend it but yea anyway I continued through the maze -which I marked in a paper to not get lost- and saw some scorpions and ants so I killed them with ease and grabbed the Artifact of the -i forgot lol- and then saw more over the edge of the small drop,just when I was going to enter I saw a HUGE butt -srry but it's the truth- moving and wriggling all over the area,and in disgust I stared and saw 2 SPIDERS -i screamed for 2 minutes in my pillow before going back onto the game due to the HUGE fright I have of spiders,especially none dangerouse ones- They kept walking to me but couldnt climb the wall -unfortunately- and so I got my sword for long ranged attacks and jumped in but evidently I got cornered by the 2 and closed my eyes and slashed randomly,when I opened them and saw their dead bodies upside down -i just gagged again LOL- and walked by them and saw the imprisoned dinosaurs in webs and some skeletons and I NEW I was in the spider nest.Looking around I heard crawling and screeching,and saw like 30-70 spiders and 10-30 scorpions.Screaming I grabbed my sword out and let them corner me then I slashed randomly not aiming and got spurted by a web more then 4 times and then Unbelievably I killed them ALL which I thought I wouldn't be able to do but anyways I got the dinosaurs out because I new it was the right thing to do but I saw carnivores too that I wish I didn't see,a raptor,argy,rex baby,allo,Terror bird and I know you might say "Dont free them they will kill you" but I did by first tranquilizing them then freeing them,soon enough I left to the exit but saw 2 SACKS OF EGGS AND THE BABIES RAN OUT AND ATTACKED -and I killed all of them up to 200 with my sword and soon went home never entering a cave again -BUT NOW ITS A QUEST TO KILL SPIDERS😭-

I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT

Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.

“We’re gonna need a bigger shoe.”

THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Spins a web

Any size

Catching Thieves

Just like flies

LOOK OUT!!!

Here comes the Spiderman

InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Everything’s

Going dark

I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark

OH NO!

There went the Spiderman 👋

Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base